Reviews by Toronto-Vigilante

Aftermath review

Posted : 12 years, 11 months ago on 29 April 2012 11:21 (A review of Aftermath)

Orlok said it best:
...while to the character himself, his actions are passionate & arousing.

I will admit, for those of you that are into this kind of thing, this short film has probably one of the greatest corpse rape scenes I have ever seen. And when I mean greatest, I mean, you can get turned on by that scene over and over and over again.

...what does that say about me? :)

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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer review

Posted : 12 years, 11 months ago on 29 April 2012 10:05 (A review of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)

3 words:

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

..and apparently I have to write more so that this passes the 100 characters restriction.

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Visitor Q review

Posted : 12 years, 11 months ago on 29 April 2012 09:50 (A review of Visitor Q)

One of the best examples of extreme cinema to ever venture out of the mind of a director onto the screen.

I loved it for it's sheer surrealism.

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Army of Darkness (1992) review

Posted : 12 years, 11 months ago on 29 April 2012 09:45 (A review of Army of Darkness (1992))

This movie defined me as a "B" movie watcher, gave me my nickname (Boomstick) that had 3 different meanings (a tri-entendre???), and gave me enough catch phrases to humour the masses since the early 90's.

Enough said.

Take your brain out, and enjoy this classic.

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